Natalie West Pymble Whore ❤️

About Perth

Oi, and don’t get me started on the pimps — slimy wankers, worse than burnt risotto! Whores deserve better than that shite. “This place is a tomb!” — damn right, Royal, livin’ that life’s a fuckin’ grave! Tell ya what, if I ran a brothel, it’d be Michelin-star — clean sheets, top-notch grub! None of this “two quid for a gobble” bollocks! You laughin’? Good, cos it’s a bloody circus out there! Whore’s life ain’t all glitter — it’s raw, messy, and fuckin’ real! Now sod off, I’m done!

Suburb features.

This charming single-level home offers the ultimate in turn-key living for young families and downsizers alike. A commanding presence on a serenely private

I loooove that little park on Anchor Street – oh wait, did I mix names? Eh, same diff, it's just magical. I remember sitting there, listening to birds chirp, and thinking “The Gleaners and I,” totally channeling Agnès Varda’s spirit as I found my own hidden treasures in a little patch of green. I mean, it’s as if life was gently whispering, "imme, just glean the moments, glean the moments, glean the moments..." Gosh darn!

Slow down and savour your coffee: tip from north shore’s best