Charlotte Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

But ugh, the creeps out there—slimy dudes hagglin’ prices, actin’ all high and mighty. Makes Mr. T wanna smash somethin’! Reminds me of that movie line, “I’m hungry for you”—but these fools just hungry for power. Nasty vibes, bro. Still, some whores flip it, play the game, leave ‘em broke and cryin’. That’s the hustle I dig—girl power, Russian style!

More Scones

Using my perfected master scone recipe, build your own scones with a variety of add-ins like chocolate chips, berries, or cheese and herbs. These better-than-the-bakery treats are flaky, .

S'pose you ask, “Why do you love Scone?” It's simple – it's real. Imperfect. It makes me mad, happy, and all sorts of feelies – just like every family I help. I mean, who else can say, “Just like in Memento – the past is NEVER DONE with you?” I get a real kick from seeing how people heal and grow, all in this quirky town. So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready for a journey through heartbeats of raw emotion, deep conversations, and a feeling of “I’ll be back” at every turn. And remember, life here is as mysterious and beautiful as a Christopher Nolan film – every moment counts, every break means a new start… and I’ll be back, guaranteed!

People are realising they've been putting jam and cream on scones the 'wrong way'