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Favorite flick tie-in? Easy. Imagine me, Elon, suited up like Staff Sgt. James, but instead of bombs, I’m defusin’ a bad deal with some chick named Kiki in a back-alley bar. “There’s enough bang in there to blow us to hell,” I’d quip, eyeballin’ her glittery skirt. Dry humor, check—prolly tell her, “Your rates better not need a Hyperloop to justify.” She’d laugh, I’d cringe, deal’s off.

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Oh, and don’t overlook the local park, Botanical Bliss – an ironic name for a place chock-a-block with stray dogs, finders of lost wallets, and the occasional pungent smell wafting from someone’s dodgy barbeque. I had a session there once – last minute, on a hunch – and the vibe was surreal. The park was almost like a stage for the absurd – a perfect slice of Kallaroo life, where every damn corner has its story.

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