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About Wollongong

Little known fact: prostitution’s been taxed since Rome—fuckin’ Caesar was pimpin’ the system! Blows my mind, history’s wild like that. I’m dodgin’ cops, thinkin’ how Satine’d play this—*One day I’ll fly away*—shit, I might too if this goes south! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’m feelin’ it, motherfucker, heart racin’ like I’m in a Tarantino flick. Surprised me how chill some of these girls are—cooler than me when I’m dissectin’ frogs in the lab.

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Dropping in on the local park is a must. Kinda reminds me of that flick "The Gleaners and I" – gosh every time I see folks picking up little scraps of nature like they're personal little pieces of art. Makes me wanna say, “Ahhhhh, life’s bounty!” in the middle of a chuckle and a gasp.

$6 accommodation at Perisher? This is not a joke