Delilah Cranbourne East Whore ❤️

About Wollongong

What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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I gotta mention our beloved Elton Square – small park, big soul, and a lil’ self reflectin’ space. I sometimes sit here, thinkin' “Boy, life’s a dang roller coaster, ain't it?” I swear, one minute my codes are runnin’, and the next moment, I’m starry-eyed watchin’ families playin’ tag. It’s like a scene straight out of a movie – but sweeter than any scene from Spotlight (and trust me, that movies does get intense!).

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