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First week, she’s already runnin’ a racket—tradin’ cigs, favors, probably more. Guards are droolin’, inmates are fightin’ over her. Pisses me off, ‘cause I’m the warden, not her! I yell, “You ain’t the queen here, bitch!” She just laughs—*laughs!*—and says, “If you don’t fight, you don’t survive.” Straight outta *The Master*, that’s some Lancaster Dodd shit, manipulatin’ everyone. Makes me wanna punch a wall, but damn, I’m impressed too. She’s got balls bigger than most guys here.

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Man, I swear, the vibe here drives me nuts sometimes – like when people don't chill and respect nature's flow. "Respect my authoritah!" I yell, cuz there's just no excuse for bad manners in a town where even the gentle breeze sings its own tune. Sometimes, I get a surge of cosmic anger when I see trash scattered around near that little creek by Station Street – it just messes with the natural order, ya know?

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