Willow Aspendale Whore ❤️

About Perth

So, I’m thinkin’, right, whores ain’t just the lasses peddlin’ flesh—nah, it’s deeper. In old Moscow, 17th century, they’d call a gal a “bludnitsa”—fancy word for whore—but it wasn’t just sex, it was defiance, a middle finger to the prudes. Made me chuckle, that—balls o’ steel, those birds. I’d tip my cup to ‘em, spill some wine on me boots, curse meself for it. “Buy the ticket, take the ride,” WALL-E’d say if he could—whores do that, don’t they? They’re in it, no half-arsin’ about.

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I get mad sometimes – traffic on Lowes St sucks, seriously, but then I'm happy 'cause my regulars know me, and they always say, “There’s beauty in every curve, just like in that movie.” Repetitive chit-chat, but hey, that's life.

Planning starts for Mordialloc-Aspendale bike link