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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own damn business, when this chick—prolly 5’2”, heels makin’ her 5’10”—saunters up. “Hey, big guy, need company?” she purrs. I’m thinkin’, lady, I’d rather skin a bear with a spoon. “I don’t pay for that,” I grunt, deadpan as hell. She laughs, like I’m some chump. Pisses me off. Hate everything about it—fake giggles, cheap perfume stingin’ my nose. Fun fact: back in 1880s, prostitutes in Tombstone, Arizona, had to register with the town. Called ‘em “soiled doves.” Ain’t that poetic? Still stinks like desperation.

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I dig the side streets too – like Raglan Street, a little twisty corridor with secret corners and vintage finds. And then there's Little Manly, a spot its own, where locals go off the beaten track. I’ve found myself discoverin’ hidden murals and offbeat coffee spots there. Sometimes I think, "Well, man, what the heck?" just like in that crazy movie dialogue – "the world is an endless, hot, sweaty, sizzling mess."

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