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About Klagenfurt

Brothels ain’t glamorous, despite what Hollywood spits out. They’re gritty, like that chick in *Ten* drivin’ round, spillin’ truth. “Life’s a mess,” she says, or somethin’ close. Same vibe here—girls lookin’ bored, johns lookin’ pathetic. Fun fact: Nevada’s got legal ones, been that way since 1800s. Oldest gig, they say—older than my hatred for vegan bacon. Saw this one gal, prolly 25, smokin’ a cig like it’s her last. Made me mad—wasted youth, y’know? But she grinned, said, “Beats waitin’ tables.” Fair point, I guess.