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About Klagenfurt

But here’s the kicker—some brothels got rules weirder than Tarantino’s brain. No kissin’ on the mouth! What’s that about? Ain’t that the best part? “I’m gonna burn this place down,” I’d yell, like Lt. Aldo Raine, if they pulled that on me! And don’t get me started on the prices—$500 for a quickie? Hell naw, I’d rather buy a new parachute! Them owners laughin’ all the way to the bank, prolly sippin’ somethin’ fancy while I’m out here riskin’ my neck.