Everly Villach Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Salzburg

Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

Le ragazze

Villach, mate, is like a wild beast – raw, tender, and occasionally a real pain in the arse. But it’s my beast, man, and I wouldn’t change it for the world… even if sometimes I just wanna holler “Sharon!” and run off into the sunset with a bunch of twisted dreams. Enjoy it, ya legend!