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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prude! This lass, hands like silk, worked me knots out ‘til I forgot me own name. Happy? Bloody ecstatic! Felt like I could conquer Midgard *and* Wall Street. But—here’s the kicker—some dodgy places charge ya an arm and a leg, then skimp on the “erotic” bit. Pissed me off, that did! False advertisin’, like a stock tip from a drunk uncle. “You stand there, you dig?”—like Saul’s chaos, ya never know what’s real ‘til it’s too late.

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After that, I needed a break. So, I head to the café on the corner of Storgatan and Torggatan. I grab a coffee, and the barista, she’s super cute. I’m tryin’ to flirt, but I’m all jittery from the day. I’m like, “So, uh, do you like elevators?” Smooth, right? She just laughs and says, “Only when they work.” Ouch!

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